In my honest-est opinion,
I think having an occupation of a travel writer is something I would seriously DIE FOR.
In a nutshell, travel writers visit different destinations/continents/states and write up articles about them. It is like the best job ever!
Travel publications actually PAY you to do TRAVELLING, EAT GOOD FOOD AND STAY IN NICE HOTELS.
In return, all you have to do is just write about it for their readers!
Best example of a dream job;
"The Best Job in the World" < Yes, they named it that
A Singaporean made it to the Top 16!!!
He's a 31 year-old teacher with the Singapore American School, and was selected amongst the shortlisted 50 candidates for the highly coveted position of island caretaker with Tourism Queensland (TQ).
GRRR, I WISH I CAN TAKE HIS PLACE.
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And now that I've shared with you the best job in the world in my opinion;
How about the shittiest jobs ever?
1) Manure Inspector
Basically, manure inspectors wade through animal waste to check for contaminants before the animal manure can be used as natural fertilizers.
2) Crime-Scene Cleaner.This, would definitely be the most disturbing job. These people must have strong stomaches to be able to brave through the bloody scenes, decomposition or even loose scattered remains of the human bodies once the police exits the crime scene.
3) Rhino(or any other dangerous animal) Keeper
This job is probably one of the most dangerous jobs around.
This is why. 
Imagine your life being held in the hands of those irresponsible tourists who probably just decided that they wanted a clearer picture of the animal without realising how hazardous it would be to you and your life?
In the first place if they loved the animal enough, they wouldn't even subject them to this kinda discomfort akin to flashing a spotlight in our delicate human eyes! TSK
These people will receive showers of dust, chipped paint and even dangerous debris such as glass chips during their job.
Somehow,
it sounds like a strangely efficient way of venting out all forms of frustrations,
especially at this time and age uh.
5) Coal Miner
Not only will you suffer from the mandatory emphysema due to the job, you also risk being crushed under the million tons of earth aka getting BURIED ALIVE.
Well, imagine sacrificing your life just to cause major destruction to other lives.
Not a very good cause, I would say.
7) Proctologist: a doctor specializing in diseases of the rectum and anus
Hmmm, okay let's be fair someone HAS to do this.
Let's clap for the unsung heroes, shall we?
8) School teacher
Subjecting your health and blood pressure to the new generations, doesn't sound like that much of a good idea don't you think?
9) Dentist.
Imagine spending every working second fiddling around one of the dirtiest cavities in the world?
Which, I wouldn't hesitate to mention the contents: blood, bugs, dirt and even disease.
Thinkunsungheroes-thinkunsungheroes!
Actually, if you think about it.
Every job has its life-endangering risks to some extent.
Occupation; Dangers of
Fishers; Drowning
Timber Cutters; Struck by Object
Airplane Pilots; Airplane Crashes
Structural Metal Workers; Falls
Taxi Cab Drivers; Homicide
Construction Workers; Vehicular, Falls
Roofers; Falls
Electric Power Installers/Repairers; Electrocution
Truck Driver Highway; Crashes
Farm Occupations; Vehicular
Police, Detectives, Supervisors; Homicide, Highway Crashes
Nonconstruction Laborers; Vehicular
Electricians; Electrocution
Welders and Cutters; Falls, fires
Guards; Homicide
Groundkeepers and Gardeners; Vehicular
Carpenters; Falls
Auto Mechanics Highway; Crashes, Homicide
Supervisors, Proprietors; Sales Homicide
Cashiers; Homicide
Stay at home be taitai would be the safest job
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Oh wait the whole house might collapse!
Just when you thought all of the above sounded bad;
JENG JENG JENG JENG.
Wearing rubber gloves and carrying a cooler box filled with ice and tupperware, Mr. Binatang, 25, told us that he'd just graduated from Singapore Polytechnic with a diploma in life sciences. He liked nature and animals, and thought that the Singapore Zoo would be the perfect place to work. "I never thought I'd be giving an orang-utan a hand job every morning," he said somewhat ruefully. "And he is the worst, he expects to be kissed first. "
As we approached the orang-utan enclosure, we saw the Zoo's most famous resident lying casually on his back, hands behind his head, and sporting a huge erection. Applying the massage oil onto his gloves, he lingered outside the enclosure before entering and knelt before the orange beast. About 2 minutes' worth of squelching noises could be heard before Mr.Binatang emerged again. Next the tiger enclosure, the big cats were sprawled lazily on the grass verge, in a somewhat half-hearted manner as he put on a fresh set of gloves and entered the enclosure. "Here, kitty, kitty,kitty..." Moments later, he emerged with several tupperware full of viscous fluid.
Worked his way round the zoo, finished his rounds at 3 pm in the afternoon. Carrying out his duties with the tapirs, the rhinoceros, giraffe and the gorillas, amongst others. "Each animal is different," he said, removing his gloves, now speckled with traces of polar bear spunk. "The chimpanzees always want to be hugged afterwards. The elephant is the most tricky because of the size of its thing... sometimes I have to use both my arms to tug on it."
"As you can expect it's really affecting my sex life. I can't help it. Each time my wife initiates sex, these ejaculating hippos keep floating through my mind."
How long will he stay difficult to know, but deputy assistant director Lai Jee Seow thinks it is important to continue. "It's because the animals have gotten too used to Binatang coming over every morning to pull them off, many of them now can't be bothered to engage in real sex."
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