Thursday, April 2, 2009

HAPPY (BELATED) APRIL FOOL'S DAY!
I know it's a lil too late but you can prepare for next year!


Top 15 Classic Pranks:
1) Grab the clothes and towels of the victim when he/she is in the shower.
(Grab the bath mat too!)


2) Make a few small holes in a plastic disposable cup.
Offer a drink to the victim and watch while the liquid dribbles out onto their shirt.


3) Pray that it rains on April’s Fools Day;
Put confetti into their umbrella, close it and wait for he/she to open it.


4) Put salt on the victim’s toothbrush!
Then stand by to watch the surprised look on their face.


5) Sneak up on your victim while they are sleeping and put some shaving cream in their hand. Tickle them on the nose with a feather and watch while they give themselves a face full of foam!
6) Offer to make a sandwich for he/she.
But don’t remove the wrapper from the slice of cheese.
When they bite down they’ll get a chewy surprise.


7) Find a spool of thread that matches your shirt and hide it in your pocket.
Leave a length of thread hanging out.
Your victim will see it and try to pull it out. It will keep coming and coming!

8) Put a note on your victim’s car that says “Sorry about the dent. Call me so we can swap insurance information.” Include a fake name and phone number. Be sure to hide nearby so you can watch them search in vain for the “dent.”


9) While the victim is asleep, reset all the clocks ahead two hours.
When they wake up they will panic and think they slept late and are late for school or work.


10) Find a piece of scrap cloth. Place a dollar on the floor and stay nearby.
When the victim comes by and bends down to pick up the dollar, rip the cloth loudly.
Most people will reach back to see if they ripped their pants!


11) If the victim has a phone with a hook that presses down when the handset is in the cradle, tape it down. When he or she answers a call it will keep ringing!


12) Find a small picture of an ape and use temporary glue (a glue stick works well) to place it over the photo on the victim’s driver’s license.
Then send them out for beer, or find some other excuse to send them somewhere where they will need to show their ID!


13) With the he/she looking on, pretend you see a fly in the room. Grab a fly swatter and chase it around for awhile.
Then make a big swat, reach down and grab the “fly” (actually a raisin you’ve concealed in your hand), and gobble it down!


14) Enlist the help of a few friends. Go to a busy street corner and begin pointing up to the top of a tall building, or just point up to the sky.
Watch to see how many people try to see what you are looking at!


15) Ask your victim if they would like a hard-boiled egg. If they say “yes,” hand them a regular egg.

Okay, it's just a joke don't use one that will hatch!