Oh, crap. This is why the world is coming to an end.

Taking the cue from Freckles' previous post, I decided to post this up. This is how I imagine it would be, if it were an ad.

Billy Red Truck: "Don't worry, I'll save you!"

White Ms. Damsel: "Oh my hero, help~!"

Billy Red Truck: "Oh my *ucking Lord, I'm falling in!"

Michael Long Truck & Crane: "Hold on my good fellas!"

White Ms. Damsel: "Oh, you are the true hero!"

Michael Long Truck & Crane: *smirk* "Now let me save your pathetic boyfriend".

"Heave ho~ Heave ho~..., wha,, whatt? Ahhhh!!!"

And this is why the world is coming to an end.