Global Warming and What We Can Do About It

I'm sure everyone would agree on how fucking hot the weather has been these days.

Global warming has become so damn bad that taking a step away from air-conditions/fans is just so, so hard!

Here are my proposed ways of dealing BETTER with this heat!!!

(Ranging from Cheapest to Most Expensive)

1) Dress in beachwear at every part of Sunny Singapore!
Start a New Trend, and everywhere can be Sentosa!

Remember the Channel 8's drama serial "The Champion"?
Even our local dramas are advocating beachwear in town!

Woohoo!

Mmmm, is it just me or is it just that Felicia Chin's boobs weren't that big then!?

This one,
nothing to say la huh.

Her boobs has been big since she got famous.
mmm, HAHA

Dress in your favourite bikini in shopping centres even! Shop for LV stuffs in bikini!
Interesting sight!


Might be a good way to get mega discounts if you know what I mean.


2) Bring those handy trigger sprayers with you 24/7,

but make sure you've a steady supply of water with you all the time. How about a water tank in case water sources all die on you?! (CHOY)


PS: I almost wanted to type SPRINKLERS HAHA

Indoor ones?

Outdoor?! HAHA

PPS: You gotta prepare more water as the heat might just evaporate most of it.

3) Wear the construction worker kind of hat with a fan attached to it,
like a light is attached to the miner's one.

Might be a good suggestion for construction workers,
working in such hot weather nowadays they5 should be relieved of at least alil of the heat!?

To inculcate flexibility into our options, we could vary the kind of hats to match the different occasions.

Fedora hats, anyone??

Even party hats!
Never give the weather a chance to dampen your party spirits!

4) Human interaction can be tiring sometimes, so why don't we all build capsules of incubated cool air/air-condition and just live individually.

Living individually might minimise the possibility of friction and heartbreak too.
Sigh, it is indeed the sad, sad season.

PS: If you need to mahjong, make two mini doors for the convenience of your hands. But that would mean wasting amounts of cool air each time you open those doors.

5) Convert all the satellites in space into fan-like structures with revolving motions.
They can serve as gigantic fans in outer space, fanning the heated globe.

The satellites already have those two solar film wings that can be rotatable, and voila it will act like megafans!

6) Oh oh! Global air-conditioners would be good!!!

Extra protection from the harmful UV rays,
one stone two birds ah!

The government should employ/reward me for my ingenius ideas, seriously.