
Plagued with facial issues, Eyebags and Freckles sat at the East Coast branch of Old Town White Coffee. There they were, discussing random matters, and it hit them that they should be doing something to change their lives, as well as the lives of people around them.
Thus, from a simple pimple, it harvested into a giant acne rash, slowly enveloping their almond faces.
Why should they be the only ones suffering?
A diabolical plan was born to taint the superficial world, conquering the lucky ones with fair and porcelain good skin…
Read on.
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